Crewneck Sweatshirt — "I'm just fucking with you, your honor." Minimalist Courtroom Quote

from $29.95
A soft, midweight crew tucked into quiet confidence. This sweatshirt is built like a reliable companion—warm without bulk, breathable without flaking, and cut with a classic crew silhouette that slips into everyday life. The subtle embroidered line across the chest reads like a private joke: plain from a distance, purposeful up close. Tubular knit construction removes side seams for a cleaner drape. Ribbed collar and cuff retain shape after many wears. Tear-away neck label keeps the back of your neck itch-free. Ethically sourced US cotton and OEKO-TEX certified dyes mean the fabric looks and feels responsible. Wear it to slow mornings with coffee, late-night walks, or wherever you want to say less and mean more.

Product features
- Embroidered chest or wrist placement options (left, center, large center, right + left wrists).
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability.
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, clean drape.
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape and strength.
- Ethically grown US cotton with OEKO-TEX certified dyes; gray tear-away neck label for comfort.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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A soft, midweight crew tucked into quiet confidence. This sweatshirt is built like a reliable companion—warm without bulk, breathable without flaking, and cut with a classic crew silhouette that slips into everyday life. The subtle embroidered line across the chest reads like a private joke: plain from a distance, purposeful up close. Tubular knit construction removes side seams for a cleaner drape. Ribbed collar and cuff retain shape after many wears. Tear-away neck label keeps the back of your neck itch-free. Ethically sourced US cotton and OEKO-TEX certified dyes mean the fabric looks and feels responsible. Wear it to slow mornings with coffee, late-night walks, or wherever you want to say less and mean more.

Product features
- Embroidered chest or wrist placement options (left, center, large center, right + left wrists).
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability.
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, clean drape.
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape and strength.
- Ethically grown US cotton with OEKO-TEX certified dyes; gray tear-away neck label for comfort.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
-